We hurt people that love us, love people that hurt us.

The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.

Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

I tried to manipulate and control people, and I harbored resentment. I wanted to be forgiven, but I wouldn't forgive others.