There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

Every time I think that I'm getting old and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.

Whomever lives, gambles with life.

I have three best friends in this world. What's surprising is that they also happen to be your (audience) three best friends. They are Bachpan (childhood), Jawani (Youth) and Budhapa (old age).

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Never do anything in life if you would be ashamed of seeing it printed on the front page of your hometown newspaper for your friends and family to see.