All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.

I think the only difference between me and other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

I think one of the reasons I won the election is we have a very, very divided nation, very divided, and hopefully I'll be able to do something about that, and I, you know, it's something that was very important to me. As far as people, Jewish people, so many friends, a daughter who happens to be here right now, a son-in-law, and three beautiful grandchildren, I think that you're going to see a lot different United States of America over the next three, four, or eight years, er, I think a lot of good things are happening, and you're going to see a lot of love, you're going to see a lot of love.

You know, it really doesn't matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

A person who's flat-chested is very hard to be a ten.