Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from very successful businessman to top TV star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius . . .and a very stable genius at that!

We have the same genes, we're smart people... We're like racehorses, too. You know, the fast ones produce the fast ones, and the slow ones - doesn't work out so well.

This one is so smart, so sharp. She grabbed me. She gave me a kiss. I said "I think I'm never going back home to the first lady." See now for the average politician, that's death. For me, I don't care.

It never hurts to think too highly of a person; often they become ennobled and act better because of it.

I think that the moment you start believing in your own importance, you stop learning.

A person who's flat-chested is very hard to be a ten.