Fertilization, I'm still very proud of it. I don't care. I'll be known as the fertilization president and that's not bad. I've been called much worse and actually, I like it. I like it

In my case, I like to take a nice shower, take care of my beautiful hair.... I have to stand under the shower for 15 minutes until it gets wet. It comes out drip, drip, drip. It's ridiculous.

I always look orange. And so do you. The light is the worst.

The League is very well when sparrows shout, but no good at all when eagles fall out.

Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He is weak and he is ineffective. So the only way he figures he is going to be reelected and as sure as you are sitting there, is to start a war with Iran.

Weak on illegal immigration, like, weak like a baby [Ron DeSantis]. Not a good poker player, because every time he's under pressure he just starts to profusely sweat.