The test of a man's or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.

You can't get too much winter in the winter.

Anything more than the truth would have seemed too weak.

Keep all ur troubles in ur own pocket. But, make sure that the pocket has a hole!

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.