I take everything that comes and let it bounce right off me because I know the time will come when nobody will be able to speak falsely.

Michael Jackson's album was only called Bad because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for Pathetic.

I don't like to gamble, but if there's one thing I'm willing to bet on, it's myself.

You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing, but you can't tell lies about me.

When I hear something that comes from me that makes me fall down off my chair, it's not often.

I am a tip-top starlet. That is my job that I am paid to do.