We probably in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin', everybody kissin' ass to go to heaven ain't goin'.

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Hell is gone and heaven's here, there's nothing left for you to fear.

Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don't want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all the interesting people you're going to meet down there.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.