The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.

In the end, everything is a gag.

One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.

It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.