Love, friendship, laughter... some of the best things in life really are free.

Our love affair ended in tears but a deep bond grew out of it, and that's something nobody can take away from us. It's unreachable.

A man's best friend is a good wife.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

I hope we're a nice old couple living off the coast of Ireland or something like that-looking at our scrapbook of madness.

In friendship, as in love, we are often happier through our ignorance than our knowledge.