Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.

I don't do things for the response or for the controversy. I just live my life.

The danger I faced was not accepted as reasonable grounds for deferring my tax payments, as authorities, who despite being told all of this, still chose to pursue action against me, as opposed to finding an alternative solution.

Welfare mothers make better lovers.

People like controversy because that's what sells.

Thank you, Dubai, you were so amazing. I don't think we'll be allowed back due to my 'behaviour', but know that I love you and I wouldn't have done anything differently given the chance again.