Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?

There really is no difference between the bully and the victim.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.

There are no problems, only solutions.

Elvis really died the day he joined the army. That's when they killed him, and the rest was a living death.