There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

So remember this is a bieber world, your just living in it. Bieber or die.

It's not an underground tool for me. It's my whole life. I always joke the real motivation is to just turn the world gay.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but she couldn't cos of my "pop-star thing"... so I said to her I couldn't sleep with her either - cos of her 'ugly thing'.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed.