There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

It's not an underground tool for me. It's my whole life. I always joke the real motivation is to just turn the world gay.

So remember this is a bieber world, your just living in it. Bieber or die.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four days.

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.