I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.

Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest.

Well, me don't swim too tough so me don't go in the water too deep.

There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.

I'm not a big fan of lead vocalists, people who sing but don't play. I never wanted to be in a band where the guy who was up front just sang. I've always thought it better when one of the musicians sings, like Steve Winwood.

I remember when I thought of singing as the bit that went between the guitar playing - something I couldn't wait to get out of the way. Singing was originally like a chore that I didn't really enjoy.