When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.

The test of a man's or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.

I was a little self-centered gutter punk in the early 1980s and all I wanted to do was diss everybody.

You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool.

I'm inconsistent, even to myself.