I never carry money, just like the real Queen. If I fancy something in a shop I always ask someone on our staff to buy it.

I've worked hard for money. Nobody's given it to me dear! I've earned it so it's mine to do what I want with. So if I want a pyramid in Kensington and I can afford it, I'll have it.

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast.

I guess I've always lived the glamorous life of a star. It's nothing new - I used to spend down to the last dime.

Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it!

And, we have no such thing as a budget anymore. Our manager freaks when we show him the bill. We're lavish to the bone, but all our money goes back into the product.