I hope we're a nice old couple living off the coast of Ireland or something like that-looking at our scrapbook of madness.

I think you're very lucky to find somebody you can coexist with without straying or going mad or being angry. That's whether you're Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton, Robbie Williams and Ayda Field, or Tim and June from down the road.

You've got to change your evil ways, baby, before I start loving you.

I didn't go all the way with a dude until I was 16. But I ended up marrying the guy, so that's pretty crazy. I lied and said he wasn't the first so I didn't seem like a loser.

I've got high standards when it comes to boys. As my dad says, all girls should! I'm from the South-Tennessee, to be exact-and down there, we're all about southern hospitality. I know that if I like a guy, he better be nice, and above all, my dad has to approve of him!

When we were strangers, I liked you from afar when we were lovers, I loved you with all my heart