Lechery, lechery; still, wars and lechery: nothing else holds fashion.

When all life is seen as divine, everyone grows wings.

Most men judge your importance in their lives by how much you can hurt them.

Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.

If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

Depression isn't about, 'Woe is me, my life is this, that and the other', it's like having the worst flu all day that you just can't kick.